Never fear , zombiephobes : actualzombie emergency plans are pop up across the world . Nevermind that the living dead you see in movies are totally fictional - respected instituions such as theUniversity of Floridaand even theCenters for Disease Controlhave issue knife - in - boldness plans . A not - so tongue in cheek plan?New York ’s .
Just register the CDC ’s release work it reasonably well-defined that it ’s a fun article intended to get people ’s attention . Whereas you might ignore a boring previous CDC pressure handout ( " in earnest ? Another pandemic that believably wo n’t befall ? " ) , a statement about the Zombie Apocalypse is sure to at least encourage a quick skimming of the article . Even a quick skimming is enough to get the BASIC - you should carry piss and other non - perishables in the basement , designate emergency contact lens , make certain you have a denominate meeting place in case of disaster ( Hint : If it really is a zombie apocalypse , the William Henry Gates to the cemetery across the street would be a terrible spot to take on ) . In short , it ’s stuff you should be doing to prepare for a number of other disasters , not a just a be beat doomsday . Well meet , CDC , well played .
In other news , the city council of Leicester , England , face call into question from an fanatical citizen who wanted to know on the button what plan was in place in the event of an uprisig of the dead . A hebdomad after the council admit that there was no design , zombi mysteriously " attacked " the city council offices .
mouth of zombi , Neatorama is ghoulishly excited about the gutsy new accession to the NeatoShop , and to spread thebrainslove , I ’m giving away one of each of the new products ! You could win one of two zombie doorstopper or a set of zombie spirit magnets ( the attraction are my pick ) . All you have to do is visit me onTwitterand enjoin me your zombie emergency plan in 140 characters or less . I ’ll every which way blame three winner . You have until midnight on Wednesday to enter .
My automaton parking brake architectural plan , in case you ’re wondering , is to hole up at work . There ’s a big gate that can block off the cafeteria and like gates on each trading floor , so we ’d be able to quarantine off areas and keep our food supply safe . Yes , I ’ve thought about this , and yes , I ’ve check too many zombie movies .
