Damn kids and your sway - and - roll and Guitar Hero and all of the idle words . Why do n’t you just get a job already and lay off living in my cellar and bugging me for beer money ? Oh wait , I love Guitar Hero and tease mass for beer money — I guess I ’m no best . I ’ll still aid you find a job , though .

This week atGizmodo Jobs :

Stellar .NET & C # Developer ( with AJAX and Multimedia experience ) in New York , NY ( Tri - state area )

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fourth-year Information Architect at Jetset Studios in Los Angeles , CA

entryway Level VB.NET Software Programmer at ESD , inc . in Fort Washington , PA

IT Help Desk Specialist at Cambridge Innovation Center in Cambridge , MA

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.NET Programmer in Mobile , AL

… and more

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