As mortal creatures , it pays to be aware about what you put your junk into . No story demonstrates this well than the tale of a frogman who went where no man had gone before by putting their member into a giant clam , only to have theirshellfish allergytriggered by the unfortunate encounter . The level , however , is just that : a story . A work of interspecies erotic fable , if you will . That ’s however not to say that we ca n’t take anything from it , most pertinently : leave the clams alone .
The myth hails back to a story posted to theWorld News Daily Reportwebsite , a satiric news land site that displays a disclaimer at the bottom of all its articles .
“ World News Daily Report adopt all responsibleness for the satirical nature of its article and for the fabricated nature of their content . All quality appearing in the articles in this site – even those based on substantial people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any somebody , living , stagnant or undead , is purely a miracle . ”
The fake news story in question was publish in March 2018 , and details the down fate of Sean Madison , 22 , while scuba diving on a comedown from Gamma Hydroxybutyrate , more unremarkably known as GHB ( the drug that inspiredboiled testis butt activities ) , and ecstasy . Memory impaired , the unseasoned and sexually adventuresome fictional underwater diver decided to put his penis inside a giant clam only to find “ it just would n’t let go ” .
The story then goes that Madison was eventually capable to free himself from the buck only to come down victim to a severe allergic chemical reaction which was treated at Ka’u Hospital , Hawaii . While no such patient access come , the depiction boast on the satiric news land site in reality does show the event of a coerce animal encounter in trueFlorida Manstyle .
grant to a debunking slice fromSnopes , the pic shows 18 - class - one-time Austin Hatfield from Wimauma , Florida , who tried to kiss a cottonmouth moccasin snake . As vicious pit vipers , a buss with a cottonmouth is a refutable idea as theirvenom contains enzymesthat destroy tissue causing injury and inflammation .
This inflammation is to thank for Hatfield ’s rather puffy complexion that ’s not too different to the kind of swelling seen in patients with anaphylaxis follow an allergic reaction .
“ The kind of reaction you get to sticking your peen in shellfish , ” I hear you ask ?
Not this metre . But ye be warn …
If it ’s tales of legitimate penile distress you ’re after , someone was hospitalized after trying to valuate the duration of theirs using aUSB overseas telegram . Whilemembership has its pitfalls ( grant tothese penis proprietor ) , it ’s an outgrowth deserving take care of and not something you want to put into abottle of potassium .
