While the news offour out of the five highest - paid execs in the US being from Appleisn’t alone surprising , it ’s hard not to marvel at their corporate winner . Which leads to the query , “ Who are these gazillionaires ? And what does it look like when you blend all of their faces together ? ” We ’re so glad you asked . Please fill the Platonic paragon of an Apple exec or : what bechance when you morph together the faces of 10 lewdly moneyed bloodless men .
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Eerily fulfilling every preconceived notion we never knew we had , this high - earning world beater is in his other to mid 50s , nets between $ 60-$80 million a twelvemonth , and has genial centre . But what really makes this image so discomforting is the fact that , after compound the facial feature of 10 distinct sets of genetic pairings , we get something that … kind of just look like Jony I ve .
Of naturally , this could think of any number of thing , namely that flush , mediate - cured white military man have a tendency to look alike . But it ’s good not to think about it too much , and next Apple exec hopefuls : your standard has been set .
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