In a troubling series of tweets with more emotional saturation than an entire season of Homeland , the CIA ’s prescribed Twitter account told the chronicle of Lulu , an adorable bomb - sniffle dog who refused to sniffle bomb calorimeter .
Lulu , the agency wrote early in the train of thought , “ began to show signs that she was n’t interested in detecting explosive odors . ” The CIA tried to incite her with food and playtime but Lulu , presumably a longtime protector of human rights abroad , was questioning about make for an federal agency with a long chronicle of election intrusion , warrantless surveillance and assassination . Like all of us , she wanted treats , but at what cost ?
We ’re sorry to harbinger that a few weeks into education , Lulu start to show signs that she was n’t interested in discover explosive odors.pic.twitter.com/c6lxHPfC09
— CIA ( @CIA)October 18 , 2017
The yarn begin taking an forbidding act when the CIA posted the tweet below showing Lulu seat on a pallid bluish green floor , her eye full and downcast . She seemed sad . Behind her , a man , seemingly her flight simulator , stood wide - legged . There was little selective information to be glitter from her melancholy glimpse , but we ’ve all seen depressing , hot dog - centric classics like Old Yeller , Sounder , and John Wick : Chapter One . It did n’t look good .
Lulu was n’t concerned in explore for explosives . Even when motivated w food & play , she was clearly no longer enjoying herself.pic.twitter.com/puvhDk1tRX
Luckily , Lulu ’s story is a felicitous one . The CIA chose to leave out her from the grooming program , but she was adopted by her coach and now lives at home base with his family . dislodge from the intractable honourable dilemma of wanting to come through in her force field , but not wanting to give her principle , Lulu found serenity .
Lulu was adopted by her coach & now enjoys her day playing w his kids & a newfangled friend , & sniff out rabbits & squirrels in the backyard.pic.twitter.com/WOImM75P1D
In anaccompanying blog post , the CIA detail Lulu ’s happy life : “ Lulu was a adopted by her loving handler , who had the hazard to work with her during imprint breeding . She now enjoys her days playing with his tike , whiff out lapin and squirrels in the backyard , and feed meals and collation out of a dog dish . ”
This will be the only news story of the year to have a felicitous termination .
X ( Twitter )
Daily Newsletter
Get the best technical school , science , and culture news in your inbox day by day .
News from the future , delivered to your nowadays .
Please take your desired newssheet and submit your electronic mail to kick upstairs your inbox .
You May Also Like
