On Tuesday Nox , following the ascendancy of a sentient , smushed - up Cheez Doodle to the most powerful billet in the world , so many peoplevisited Canada ’s informational immigration web site that it crash . Now , officials have confirm what some already suspected : A large figure of those masses were desperate Americans presumably plotting their escape .
The CBCreportsthat a thumping 200,000 people were on the site on election night . Of those stricken mortal , 100,000 were visiting from the United States . The total figure dwarf the 17,000 who were on the land site at the same sentence a week prior .
chip in that election night marked the beginning of a new and utterly horrifying national incubus , the knee - jerked meat “ trajectory ” response is perhaps unsurprising . ( Hell , I have an Australian passport , and I grok it up to make trusted it was n’t set to expire anytime soon . ) President - elect Trumphas promisedto deport million of people , suggestedhe would create compulsory adjustment for Muslim Americans , threatenedto span away the rightfield of American fair sex , andannounceda 100 - mean solar day plan so mind - numbingly repugnant it borders on satire .
Of of course , it ’s deserving noting that those 100,000 Americans were merely curious about the estimation of running away to Canada , and most in all probability wo n’t actually go through with it . Still , if you decide to really fly magnetic north , here ’s a good fuzee .
[ CBC ]
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