A Lesson in Gadget Product Placement, Courtesy of Scooter Smiff

Moderately musical trivial person Scooter Smiff has helpfully demonstrated , point by point , hownotto endorse contraption in your medicine telecasting .

1 . Get a company ’s flagship phone

I understand that Scooter Smiff ’s audience is credibly as vernal as he is and does n’t grease one’s palms many massive smartphones , but if you ’ve get to shill for a BlackBerry , hope it ’s not thePearl Flip . Matt — notably a appliance blogger , not a rapper — pronounce it was kind of uncool , looked discrepant , and even called it a “ fatass ” . Next time beg for aStorm , or at least aBold .

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2 . Do n’t include an implausibly deadening Cartesian product

So imagine you ’re a tween , just browsing YouTube , and you find Scooter Smiff ’s teacher grade ( UPDATE : fabricating , more like . dirt ! ) his paper on anHP Touchsmart PC , with her fingers . This is the least exciting thing you ’ve ever seen . It does n’t even make common sense in setting — it ’s like HP just edited a few seconds of their press materials into the TV . Same goes for the inexplicable printing machine cameo .

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3 . chorus from using gadget that make you see even more like a child

free a miniaturized Cadillac Escalade will not serve you look honest-to-goodness , and will probably make those few people who in reality have a toy like that hark back it as tight as they can drive it back to Sotheby ’s . See also : catcalling obviously Old girl .

This song might not be as embarrassing as the iPhone ’s prominent part in acertain inauspiciously - named(and NSFW ) give chase from earlier this class , but a difference here , and an crucial one , is that HP and BlackBerry actually wished this on themselves . [ CrackBerry ]

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