A Crazy Woman Kept a Rotting Vegetable in Her Fridge for Two Years Because She Thought It Was an Alien

Marta Yegorovnam , who I ’m feign is either a moonstruck or an evil prankster , say she has kept an alien corpse in her refrigerator for two years . Apparently , she found this green alien after a UFO crashed right outside her house .

To her recognition , this ‘ alien ’ does look like a descendant of Jabba the Hutt so mayhap her Star Wars love incepted her to believe such foul fauna really exist . But even if this green blob was an noncitizen from outer space , and it most definitely is n’t , what in the world was it doing in Yegorovnam ’s fridge for two years ? Did she think it ’d be good there ? Did she think her food would be safe with a numb stranger rotting next to it ? Did she start the fridge threshold and talk to it when she was alone ? Is there no sane logic in insane people ?

Yegorovnam is from the westerly Russian city of Petrozavodsk and has said that when she found the thing , it was next to a burning UFO that was ‘ unbearably red-hot ’ . Right . As Jabba - ish as this fat gets — and the outsized head , the skinny shaped body and lasting frown are all very Jabba - like — it ’s likely nothing more than a rotten veggie — zucchini ? cucumber ? In fact , we all in all probability have a few rot veg cum alien dwell in the back of our electric refrigerator too . [ Daily Mail ]

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