Instagram is now the stark room of sharing our mundane lives — one billion of Facebook ’s dollars agree ! But there ’s a vast menu of far-famed , beautiful , plenteous , and insane people out there Instagramming too . Here ’s the best of the best .
There ’s nothing haywire with our filtered pictures of sunsets and soup , but would n’t it be nice to damp up the photograph sameness with , say , Mike Tyson holding handful of hard cash ? Newt Gingrich grinning at old people ? Rihanna scowling on vacation ? Celeb bill are zany and frivolous , but so are celebs — and you just might get a strangely reliable flavor at their lives as they swing their smartphones around , intoxicated on champagne .
Rick Ross (richforever)
Why trace ? Rick Ross just might be the quintessential Rapper on The Internet . A supremely gifted dude , no doubt , but we all know the inordinate wealth and baseball diamond - coated crenel routine is his whole patter . And it mold just as well on Instagram as on MP3 .
What will you see ? atomic number 79 . diamond , Bundles of cash . Bundles of cash sit on golden thing . skid . chain . Diamond chain . Diamond shoes . The lonely view from Rozay ’s hotel room . beard . baseball diamond byssus .
Dunkin’ Donuts (dunkindonuts)
Why follow ? Do you care donuts ? God , of course you do . What sort of question is this ?
What will you see ? Donuts take care even better when they ’re tilt - shift .
Soulja Boy (souljaboytellem)
Why surveil ? Like his music , hate his music , whatever — Soulja Boy is pretty much living the life-time most Gizmodo reader would if they too made a Sung dynasty that was massively democratic in 2006 . He ’s a giant eccentric person at heart . Just one with an inordinate amount of money and things .
What will you see ? MacBooks , an unacceptable number of iPhones , gold jewelry .
Newt Gingrich (newtgingrich)
Why follow ? This one is worth it just for tragicomic value — the time of origin filter out anatomy of a bomb crusade . Watch as Newt excite hands with the angry and the older , concede a campaign , and dreams of moon mission .
What will you see ? Lots of very annoyingly and inappropriately retro filter scene of boring safari exchange .
MC Hammer (mchammer)
Why watch over ? Because MC Hammer ’s life is fucking uncanny , man . Everyone assumes he ’s living in a box because of former financial implosion , but the guy gets around ! It ’s hard to say precisely what relation one scene expect to another , but the swain is clearly up to something : basketball games , meetings , shows , all peppered with lots of 80s ephemeral . It ’s just sweet enough to not be uncheerful .
What will you see ? MC Hammer flow out with wounded marines , MC Hammer hanging out with an old blanched couple .
Rihanna (badgalriri)
Why follow ? Rihanna is unbelievably beautiful and rich and full of drug , and you ’re probably not . She also might kick the bucket soon , so get it while you could !
What will you see ? Rihanna . Rihanna in a bikini . Rihanna at dinner . Rihanna pit out of her mind . Rihanna ’s friend ’s cleavage . Rihanna .
Jeremy Piven (howulivinjpiven)
Why follow ? Did you even read what ’s up there ? His Instagram account name is HowULivenJPiven .
What will you see ? Jeremy Piven is n’t Ari Gold , and is n’t as cool as you probably think he is . wait at that necklace ! Is he posing for an 80s Playgirl shoot ? Is this for a “ moving-picture show role ” ? Is he pheasant hunt ?
Mike Tyson (miketyson)
Why follow ? Mike Tyson do it to pretend to punch people . I infer that ’s sort of your “ matter ” when you ’re a celebrated bagger — posing with a bunch of schmucks and pretending you ’re criticize them out . So if you want to see Mike Tyson make to punch other people , this is the account for you . Tyson also thrash in classic shot of himself before he sort of go crazy and stopped winning fighting .
What will you see ? Mike Tyson punching mass / things , Mike Tyson holding birds .
Chad “Johnson” Ochocinco (ochocinco)
Why come after ? The cyberspace ’s expectant athlete is just as great on Instagram . The man is some how just as much an adorable weirdo as a hotshot wide telephone receiver . Like , Tyler , the Creator levels of outlandishness .
What will you see ? Ochocinco in a jean vest . Ochocinco in undimmed pants . Ochocinco on the john . Ochocinco in other promising pant . Ochocinco vying violently for your attention . Ochocinco in brighter pants .
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