14-yo Boy Drinks Gasoline to be like Optimus Prime

I remember the boys jump off off roofs and windows when Superman came outback in 1978(girls , being a bunch smarter than boys , do n’t do these unintelligent things ) . Looks likeTransformershas had a similar effect in one son :

Since my son begin to drink gas , his IQ has dropped crisply and now he ca n’t figure out simple add-on and deduction . Before that , he was a very smart male child , and he could even bushel the tv set . But now he does not know the result of 7 plus 17 .

No kidding . The worrying thing is that it took a farseeing time for the parents to realize that his son ’s habit could be bad for him . How long ?

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He begin to pledge gasolene five days ago , when we found he liked smell lighter fuel .

Five geezerhood ? FIVE FRAKING days ? According to the doctor at the Shanghai infirmary where he ’s being treat “ the gasoline contains a lot of lead , which can do injury to people ’s brains . To make thing even worse , the boy is in the forcible growing leg , and the lead has caused serious legal injury to his body . ” Apparently , the parents have been fuddle kerosene for the long time too .

Poor kid , earnestly . I hope the parent get their ass in pokey for incompetence . The only positive affair in this storey : At leasthe was n’t tased . [ Shangai Dailyviaslashfilm — Thanks GitEmSteveDave ! ]

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