Dr. Frog Reminds You to Water Plants, Plays One on TV
If your plant always look like they came out of the hobo camp where Predator and Governor Schwarzenegger did battle , invest in Doctor Frog . He ’s an accredited Ph.D. in plantology , and employ what ’s leave of the lower one-half of his body — he was in a horrific golf game cart stroke — to find the conductivity of your soil . Once he decides that your plant need piddle , he ’ll give out intermittent croaking , which make you go “ what the hell was that , ” before you take in it ’s the goddamn frog again and contrive some H2O onto your fern ....